Written for a friend of mine who had vile racism visit her at work tonight in the form of a hateful, insulting customer. Don’t let it beat you down. We got this.
But a lady usually wants to holla at her man, right?
I mean, isn’t that true, like ninety-percent or so?
If someone needs a crow reminding him to-
I’m sorry, sir. Way off topic. Not my concern.
So I showed him how to use track-while-scan
to keep tabs on surface contacts to take with guns…
He told me he had a six-and-a-half-inch long penis.
Hell fuckin’ naw I didn’t ask about his schlong!
Sorry, I mean. No sir. I didn’t wanna know.
I never wanted to know about any man’s tackle-box.
He just volunteered that shit, like it was normal.
Like he was proud of his little bishop or somethin’.
Like that’s some shit you tell a shipmate
who’s trying to train you to help defend the ship.
Anyway, I guess that was my breaking point, sir.
That’s why I shouted, “Aw HELLLLL naw!”
and asked to be relieved of watch for a few minutes.
Sir, so sorry for my outburst.
Unprofessional, no excuses.
But with all respect, sir,
please instruct the first-class petty officer
to refrain from discussing his girlfriend,
his spirit animals, or his sad little rudder
while the second-class petty officer trains him
to operate the weapons control console
so the Lone Wolf can qualify for the midwatch.
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Written for imaginary garden with real toads prompt involving a crow, or crows. I’m not sharing it there though, as this poem-a-day thing is really kicking my ass and I don’t have time to enjoy others’ poems as much as I’d like.
I’m sad to say, this was inspired by actual events. I… should probably see a therapist.
Greetings from Blessing My Heart after Your Betrayal
Hi you, grinning with gentle malice
Vile intentions known, veiled thinly
Hiding behind wide-eyed finnocence
And letter of the law, perverted
Sup, you, symphonic syphilitic cynic conductor
I’m compelled to commendtalieate
Impressed, I will pat your twisted back
Before kicking you down the fucking stairs
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Written for NaPoWriMo’s optional day 18 prompt: neologisms (made-up words) and dVerse Tuesday Poetics: Wish you were here. (postcard prompt). Let’s just say that I’ve had to deal with some interesting personalities recently.
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“Be careful,” my Workcenter Supervisor cautioned me before removing the cover to the seawater strainer. Training had begun on what was to be a monthly task in maintaining the ship radar’s heat-exchanger. Steve was stepping me through the process for the first time, cautioning me against the possibility of a poisonous sea snake popping out the strainer, biting me, liquifying my heart, making my blood boil, and writing a swastika on my lifeless forehead. (I may have imagined a few sea snake tendencies.) After I undid the last bolt, Steve slowly removed the lid. “Oh cool!” he exclaimed. “A tiny crab! Look, Barry!” On-cue, out popped a four-inch crab, claws brandished aggressively.
Fear is my lifelong companion. I don’t overcome it as much as I learn to live with it. My earliest memories involve being afraid. Of the dark. Of being different. Of being the same. Afraid of being teased for being afraid. Of the inevitable violence married to racism. Of getting my ass whupped over bad report cards. Afraid of dad beating mom. Of mom nearly killing dad. Of dad leaving and never coming back. Of mom nearly killing me. Of nearly being killed in gang-fight crossfire. Of mom nearly killing my brother. Of possibly being killed during nearly every pointless police shakedown for “fitting the description”. Afraid of failing. Of not trying. Of not being strong enough for Navy boot camp. Of drowning. Afraid of possibly becoming an addict like dad. Of possibly being a schizophrenic like mom. Of failing my wife and kids. Afraid of being exposed as a pointless muthaphucka with nothing substantial in my soul worth sharing.
But none of my fears prepared me for squaring off against a four-inch crab angrily defending his new saltwater strainer home.
“Aw HELLLLLLL naw!!!” I wailed, wheeling around, tearing through the hatch, through the junior-officer jungle, my slipstream waking the ensigns, narrowly avoiding turning my division officer into a speedbump, out the exit hatch, trying to control my rapid breathing, hearing my bemused Div-O ask Steve, “What the fuck was that all about?!?” which, after a beat, was followed by uproarious laughter.
The navy trained me to rely on my training when confronting fear, but my hilarious fight-or-flight antics must’ve hit Steve square in his empathy chip. He never even tried to assign me strainer duty again after that. And hell naw, I sure as shit never brought it up.
And crabs are delicious. Except for when they’re alive. And bite-sized.
Sleep tight, bid adieu when the moon becomes blue.
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And just like that, we’re halfway done with NaPoWriMo. I gotta be honest; this is fun, but it is kicking my ass. Sorry I haven’t visited my fellow poets as often as I’d like to. Between writing every day, working my day job, being present for Wifey, and all the other real life stuff, I feel like I barely have time to look up, eat, or bathe. I have no idea how you other poetry bloggers find the time to do all that you do, especially those of you who host prompts. You’re all amazing to me.
I just felt like writing a ghazal today. No prompt, no sharing, no pingbacks. Just a ghazal.
It’s weird. Whenever a new Kendrick Lamar album enters my music rotation, I start thinking in nested rhymes, which is pitch-perfect for the ghazal form.
Just clearing his throat to give it proper dapper speech
Power-steering hip-hop beyond popular rapper’s reach
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I followed NaPoWriMo’s day 14 clerihew prompt. I’ve been listening to his album all evening, and he’s ruined Hip-Hop for me. Who the hell is talented enough to follow this masterpiece? It’s over. Nobody else make anymore rap songs. K-Dot fucked it up for everybody.